buzetsuki

[aitou]

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[nightchild]

['a bit of rest' this binch is gonna go crab hunting in the next minute,

Itsuki resolves to try and be very warm and comfortable in order to prevent this from happening. he's begging you crab jolene please don't take his man,]

You really like taking care of people, huh?

[he's exasperated but also fond..... he fell in love with this man, who all the crabs want... he'll take a takoyaki and pass the plate to Yams,]

[aitou]

[He will take it and also take an amber pillow!!! He is not contributing anything right now but he is looking at Itsuki thoughtfully.]

Itsuki...

[.........]

Are you going to be jealous of the other Gous...

[slashay]

[Taking one of the takoyaki from the plate as Yasusada holds it! And then just looking at Itsuki with so much smug amusement it's horrible.]

Ooooh...

[That schoolyard "OOOOH..." sort of "oooh" when someone's said some true shit that maybe shouldn't have been said.]

[hasteful]

[this is funny so buzen doesn't make the situation any better and just echoes kashuu's]

Oooooh?

[at least he sounds

confused about it

does that make it better or worse]

[nightchild]

[itsuki is this close to climbing the fridge and shouting that he hates this fcking family,

no jk, it's fine. he knows the answer to this question. it's a good thing Buzen can't see his expression, because he looks like he's struggling to say something very stupid and jealous and honest.]

No...

[HE SOUNDS SO RELUCTANT]

I want to get along with them... Since they're Buzen's precious comrades...

[precious (gritted teeth) comrades....]

[aitou]

[oh no... the punk okitagumi instinct......

HE POINTS]

Ah! Buzen! Itsuki's not being honest!

[OH HOW THE TABLES HAVE TURNED]

[slashay]

[PUNK OKITAGUMI INSTINCT: MIRRORVERSE!! You can practically hear the nya nya sound effects in the background. Not the cat one but the annoying smile sfx you know what i mean. it's here. he's doing it as he leans away from Itsuki and into Yasusada.]

Waaah, he's right, he's right! Look at the funny face he's making, Buzen!!

[HE'S WHIPPING OUT HIS PHONE LIKE LIGHTNING TO TRY SNAPPING A PICTURE.]

[hasteful]

None of you are ever honest!

[HE SAYS THIS WHILE SIMULTANEOUSLY WHIPPING AROUND TO TRY TO SEE ITUSKI'S EXPRESSION]

[nightchild]

[he takes it back HE HATES IT HERE HE HATES THIS FCKING FAMILY

pictured itsuki, who while knowing he'll never beat Buzen in a battle for speed, will use other tricks to distract his head empty boyfriend





he digs his hand into the sand in order to hide the burst of heliotrope power he uses to make this fcking illusion]

Look. A crab.

[aitou]

[STOP HE'S JUST CRACKING UP NOW]

[slashay]

[Oh yeah he's shriek-laughing about this HELP. He will even let Buzen's comment about his dishonesty go without comment for this...]

We can't eat that—!!

[hasteful]

[closes my eyes

it's a fucking illusion and it's obvious but buzen's hand is still going to reach out to try to like. fucking snatch it like this crab is his new enemy]

What?!

[nightchild]

[the crab stands still bc it's an ILLUSION so BUZEN's HAND GOES THROUGH IT LIKE THAT VIDEO ABOUT THE GUY WHO CAN PULL UP MOLES FROM THE GROUND





Itsuki's caught between 'did i win' and 'did i lose' and 'im going mclose it']

[aitou]

[STOP HE AND KASHUU ARE JUST

IN A HYSTERICAL LAUGHING PILE

LIKE ASSHOLES]

[slashay]

[THEY REALLY ARE SUCH ASSHOLES HELP.]

Ooooh my gooood...

[hasteful]

[this is really the stupidest thing that could ever happen....................................

buzen throws rapid fire pillows at anmitsu before trying to use the blanket around itsuki's shoulders to blind him]

You're all impossible!

[nightchild]

[WHY IS HE BEING BLINDED HELLO?????

HE SQUAWKS AND HIS CRAB JOLENE DISAPPEARS FROM VIEW]

[aitou]

[STOP WHY ARE THEY BEING PELTED WITH PILLOWS]

Why are we under attack?!

[slashay]

[HE'S JUST BEING PILLOW WHAPPED AND TRYING TO ROLL AWAY.]

Home base invasion!! The enemy's on the inside!!

[smashcut to the game]

[hasteful]

[it felt right..... buzen's just laughing himself now]

A little friendly fire keeps us on our toes!!

[nightchild]

[THEY'RE ALL SUCH JOCKS OH MY GOD

Itsuki pulls the blanket down so he can finally see -- speaking of fire,]

-- Don't fall in!

[THEY WERE ALL DRINKING]

[aitou]

[STOP YAMS WASN'T DRINKING YET but he is flailing so

he will aim some Marine-powered water at the bonfire to try and put it out

but he may or may not miss and squirt one of you instead idk you decide]

[slashay]

[KASHUU'S GETTING HIT WITH THE WATER BECAUSE WE CAN'T LOSE THIS BONFIRE OR WE WILL FREEZE TO DEATH IN THE WILDS.

But of course that also means he's immediately launching himself at Yasusada to whack him over the head with his pillow, since he's WET NOW.]

STUPISADA—!!

[hasteful]

[help now buzen's the one who's laughing because this is the definition of friendly fire,

he will turn over his shoulder to glance at itsuki now and catch his face with his hand]

Is this the expression you were making earlier?

[HE MISSED HIS STUPID JEALOUSY AND NOW HE MUST ROAST

this is also friendly fire]

[nightchild]

[STOP HE'LL HAVE SO MANY OPPORTUNITIES TO SEE JEALOUS ITSUKI,

he immediately looks embarrassed, glancing away even though his face is CAUGHT,]

I don't remember?

[AS KASHUU AND YAMS THWACK EACH OTHER IN THE BG]