catchall; kashuu

[aitou]

I will slap up a shitpost later I tire

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[slashay]

THAT STUPID GHOST STOLE MY VOICE—!!

[That's not what he was about to say, but it's the most important thing he could possibly say now...]

[aitou]

Ghost...

[


backs away]

[slashay]

[DON'T JUST BACK AWAY. HE LOCKS YASUSADA'S SLEEVE IN A DEATH GRIP.]

Cut it out—!! The ghost is gone already!!

[aitou]

[STOP NOW HE'S JUST BACKING AWAY AND DRAGGING KASHUU WITH HIM BECAUSE KASHUU SOUNDS SO WEIRD]

How did it steal your voice?! Is that what happened to the colors--?! [BUT THIS SLIME IS COLORFUL? HE DOESN'T UNDERSTAND]

[slashay]

[HE'S STUMBLING. They're both going to end up falling over at this rate help why are swords so stupid.]

I don't know—!! I don't even know what it was! I can't remember what I saw but Hot Pants opened the door in there and whatever's behind it musta done something!!

[aitou]

Hot--what?!

[HE HASN'T MET HOT PANTS HE DOESN'T KNOW THIS IS A NAME SO HE'S JUST PICTURING SOME POSSESSED PAIR OF PANTS OPENING A DOOR HELP]

[slashay]

[WORK WITH HIM YAMS, WORK WITH HIM.]

Hot Pants! Hot Pants!! [SAYING IT TWO MORE TIMES WON'T HELP?!] She opened the door!!

[aitou]

Pants opened a door to a ghost? [A FEMALE TSUKUMOGAMI OF A PAIR OF PANTS ON FIRE? MAYBE?] And the ghost stole your voice and made you all gross?!

[slashay]

[YOU KNOW WHAT.

Close enough.]

Yeah! She was a super spooky ghost! All this creepy colorful oil stuff kept pouring outta her eyes and mouth and it looked like she just climbed out of a lake...

[THE RING.]

[aitou]

That's so scary...

[HORRIBLE.]

But you're not hurt? Except for your voice? [His HELIUM VOICE]

[slashay]

It was the worst!!

[HE ISN'T EVEN TOUCHING ON THE NIGHT PARADE THAT ALMOST HAPPENED WITH HIM IN THERE. Also his helium voice is super distressing!!]

I'm not, but what am I gonna do about this?! There's no way anyone can hear me!!

[aitou]

[This would be so fucking funny if yams wasn't STRESSED OUT ON KASHUU'S BEHALF HELP.]

Well... you could just be quiet?

[It's what he had to do as a human so BETTER GET USED TO IT, PEANUT]

[slashay]

[It's still hilarious honestly THEY CAN HAVE A GOOD LAUGH LATER... Or Yasusada can, anyway.]

Forever—?! I'm gonna DIE!!

[aitou]

Not forever, just until Aruji can repair you!

[PROBABLY]

[slashay]

Who knows how long that might take! I can't just not talk to people...! I'm gonna have to figure something out.

[With his clearly enormous brain.]

[aitou]

I can just talk for you.

[no]

[slashay]

[SHAKING YAMS DOWN LIKE A POMPOM POTATO.]

I'll write everything out by hand before I tap you up to be my translator.

[aitou]

[STOP WHY]

What's that supposed to mean?!

[slashay]

It means exactly what you think it means.

[WHAT DOES THAT MEAN.]